I Ate A DVD Player Because I Was Drunk

It's 2:30am now. I still couldn't sleep though. But I've to be on bed by now. I have class the whole day tomorrow... *groan*. Anyway, this is something I found in Friendster's Bulletin Board. Pretty ridiculous but it's hilarious.

Pick the number of the MONTH that you were born in
1----i sang to
2----i bitched out
3----i smacked
4----i shot a
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i humped
9----i gave a lap dance to
10---i choked on
11---i had sex with
12---i ate a


Pick the DAY (number) you were born on:
1-------a homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a condom
8-------an ipod
9-------a stuffed animal
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------a poor hungry gay
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a paperclip
20-------my best friends boyfriend
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a football player
29-------a dvd player
30-------a pickle
31-------my cell phone

Pick the COLOR of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because that guy was touching a cat
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
None------because im sexy and i do what i want


*So, now I assumed every of you knows my D.O.B.....*